Meet the RED Spy
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RP blog for the RED Spy from Team Fortress 2
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Look what I got!
One weighted companion cube gift box
One Aperture Science Innovators coffee mug
One Wheatley key chain plush
Wheatley, I need that mu- You know what? I’ll drink my coffee out of my hand. You can sit there all you want.
(Reblogging from my personal)
“Is anyone there? …. Critical Error… I don’t blame you…. I don’t hate you… I’m different… Take me with you…”
My version of a humanized (gijinka) Turrent from Portal. I feel so bad for hurting them after listening to how they speak.
Everyone, meet GLaDOS!Scout’s mom. Below are a few lines from her.
- Oh, and Scout? The BONK is a lie.
- I’m seriously not paying atten— STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
- Maybe you should marry baseball since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON’T LET YOU! How does that feel?
- Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you managed to break so far… is my heart.
- This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you, other than raise you?
- Do you know who hurts people who are only trying to help them? NO ONE. Just you.
Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheelDirections: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.
“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)
